{"id":504,"date":"2012-11-23T14:35:34","date_gmt":"2012-11-23T13:35:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.motvalls.nu\/?p=504"},"modified":"2014-02-15T09:09:08","modified_gmt":"2014-02-15T08:09:08","slug":"you-must-not-be-surprised-for-hours-and-hours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.motvalls.nu\/?p=504","title":{"rendered":"You must not be surprised&#8230; (for hours and hours)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; that I am paranoid, considering;<\/p>\n<p>I leave an empty road for my garage only to find the same road crowded when I re-enter with my car and get stuck in traffic for hours and hours,<\/p>\n<p>the underground (or subway if you prefer) works flawlessly week after week until I dare a ride, and get stuck for hours and hours,<\/p>\n<p>of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine &#8211; that is, into the same gin join I&#8217;d walked into a half hour earlier &#8211; and throws up on my shoes, leaving me at the cleaners on a Friday night for hours and hours.<\/p>\n<p>Someone&#8217;s out to get me, hear me, someone&#8217;s out to get me.<\/p>\n<div id=\"wp_fb_like_button\" style=\"margin:5px 0;float:none;height:100px;\"><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/www.motvalls.nu\/?p=504\" send=\"true\" layout=\"standard\" width=\"450\" show_faces=\"false\" font=\"arial\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\"><\/fb:like><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; that I am paranoid, considering; I leave an empty road for my garage only to find the same road crowded when I re-enter with my car and get stuck in traffic for hours and hours, the underground (or subway &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.motvalls.nu\/?p=504\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[28],"tags":[217,26],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motvalls.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motvalls.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motvalls.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motvalls.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motvalls.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=504"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.motvalls.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":507,"href":"https:\/\/www.motvalls.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504\/revisions\/507"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.motvalls.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motvalls.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.motvalls.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}